Do you know how hard it is to find a pregnant Disney character? Impossible! They don't exist, because Disney is a sex-free world. In fact the only character I can think of is the mummy dog in 101 Dalmatians! Clearly the animals in Disney have a better time than the humans...
(Although we all know exactly what Aladdin has in mind when he asks Princess Jasmine to come for a ride on his magic carpet at the end of the movie...)
...a lovely picnic followed by a visit to the mother-in-law, of course! (What were YOU thinking!)
(No that's not my beer - but being teetotal doesn't preclude me from performing beer-based party tricks!)
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